If You Wanna Get Laid in Dallas, Don’t Wear All-Natural Deodorant

So Dallas hates Austin?

You can sign up for the app through Facebook or using your phone number. Then you get to responding to topics — like people who don’t signal, Skrillex, the government, etc. You can swipe left if you hate it, swipe right if you love it or simply tap if you’re neutral. Once you’ve swiped on enough things, the app will let you see matches who agree on things you hate. From there, you can see the full list of someone’s hates and loves and then swipe left or right on the person.

But whatever you do, Dallasites, swipe left on that all-natural deodorant. Even if it means you’ll eventually die of deodorant-related cancer, at least you’ll get laid.

Keep Dallas pretentious.

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